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today my little brother (hes six) put a seashell to his ear and told me the ocean said im a nerd
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who would name their kid zoey 101
her name is zoey and 101 is her dorm number at the school…
no her name is zoey 101 watch the show please
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my roommate just yelled from her room “KIM K HAD HER BABY” and I yelled back “AHH WHAT’S THE NAME” and she yelled back “CESAREAN —wait that’s not it— IT DOESN’T SAY”